Beware of geese! (funny kayak fishing video)

This was circulated around the Ocean Kayak Prostaff today.  I thought I'd share.

That was hilarious.

But a kayak "Pro" angler that can't do a  deep water rentry by himself? Hmmmmm,   seems like the bar for "Pro" is set pretty low.

Gee BillyBob. Didn't figure a dang goose might make me die in the Offeekanofee.
Just think if that dufus hooked the bird! Pro there means SLOW.

Wow that is hilarious...
I’ll be keeping my eyes open!! 

SD

But a kayak "Pro" angler that can't do a  deep water rentry by himself? Hmmmmm,  icon_scratch: seems like the bar for "Pro" is set pretty low.dontknow

A.) I didn't say he was on the Ocean Kayak Pro-staff, I just said that this video was sent around to the Ocean Kayak Pro-staff.

b.) He's a freshwater bass fisherman

I like to imagine that I would have reached back, grabbed him by the neck and flung him onto the bank...but really I would have just fallen off too...only with some cussing.

A real pro would have been eating goose for dinner.   

-Allen

That was hilarious.

But a kayak "Pro" angler that can't do a  deep water rentry by himself? Hmmmmm,   seems like the bar for "Pro" is set pretty low.

It's much harder when your PFD is above your ears. tssk tssk tssk.

I like to imagine that I would have reached back, grabbed him by the neck and flung him onto the bank...but really I would have just fallen off too...only with some cussing.

Bank!?! More like down into the hatch (and his lovely little lady friend too) Mmmmm, can you say confit d'oie?

Dang B, he's one of your OK pro's?  Man that is sad.   

That wasn't an attack.  That goose was in love!
It wasn't even angry till the guy tried to use him as floatation device.  Lol!

Hilarious! Thanks, bsteves!
Note that the victim's rescuer is in a Nativecraft Ultimate 12, standing upright on two legs, is calm and cool, in charge of the situation, etc. Unlike the bumbling goose-attack victim who fell out of his boat and ended up floundering like a flounder.

I would have grabbed that squawker by the neck just below its head, and swung him around about 1800 degrees or so. Five complete circles overhead would have gotten the job done. That attack was unprovoked. I would have wanted revenge.

That was hilarious.

But a kayak "Pro" angler that can't do a  deep water rentry by himself? Hmmmmm,   seems like the bar for "Pro" is set pretty low.

the thing I like is that almost anywhere this is posted that's one of the first reactions... And my first thoughts too. What a kook! 

Z

b.) He's a freshwater bass fisherman

Brian
I have feelings     and they can be hurt


that "pro" label may be self appointed. probably even considers himself a "kayaker".
As lame as this guy is on a boat, I still appreciate that hes secure enough to put this out there for all to enjoy.
side splitting

Hell, even my 9 year old kid knows what to do about geese






<----(((

b.) He's a freshwater bass fisherman

Brian
I have feelings     and they can be hurt


that "pro" label may be self appointed. probably even considers himself a "kayaker".
As lame as this guy is on a boat, I still appreciate that hes secure enough to put this out there for all to enjoy.
side splitting

Terry, I've actually seen pictures of you out on salt water (Baja) fishing in your kayak, you're in a different class.

Dang B, he's one of your OK pro's?  Man that is sad.   

Didn't I just say he isn't on the OK pro staff?