http://www.tidalfish.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-201370.html

http://www.washingtonflyfishing.com/forum/threads/holding-your-rod-in-your-teeth-etc-for-photos.91788/

I have held a spinning rod in my teeth once.

Yeah, but we all know you're a much more studly fisherman than me.      And, I don't think you got a close look at the cork on my fly rod.