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Swede P's first AOTY fish is a bruiser!

Topic: I don't know if anyone has posted this before, but it's pretty funny  (Read 6797 times)

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Dirk1730

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Things fishermen say

BETTER TO HAVE A BROKEN BONE, THAN A BROKEN SPIRIT.


  • Chris
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'It's supposed to pick up around noon.' Best one liner ever.
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Romanian Redneck

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Now that was funny.
"Better get back to the Mrs.!"
RR's Channel         

"You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you."
- Jeff Foxworthy


Mark Collett

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  Casting for Canines was pretty funny too.
Life is short---live it tall.

Be kinder than necessary--- everyone is fighting some kind of battle.

Sailors may be struck down at any time, in calm or in storm, but the sea does not do it for hate or spite.
She has no wrath to vent. Nor does she have a hand in kindness to extend.
She is merely there, immense, powerful, and indifferent


DSamurai

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  • Life is analog. Don't be digital.
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Huh.  I thought I was doing it wrong, I guess not, that's pretty much my experience :)


TheDudeAbides

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That guy makes me want to hold his head under water, annoying and STILL funny as hell!
The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.


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Ling Banger

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Can't really say there's any on that list I haven't heard and only a few I haven't actually said. The truth hurts sometimes. Most of them do sound better with a BC accent.




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And that's all there is to it." - R.P. McMurphy


Big Fish

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  • Date Registered: May 2012
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Just came across this thread...
This is just about everybody I've ever fished with rolled into a Canadian mullet...eh!
I know what I am...My wife tells me all the time!!


uplandsandpiper

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The best part is when he loses the fish. Been there done that.


SturgeonRod

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"That's why they call it fishing, not catching." What a hoser...
-Rodney-


polyangler

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Kingdingding

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its gonna spool me!!!  used that line plenty of times...hahahaha
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