kayak withdrawals

I'll ask; what is step #2?

There isn't one.

I figured step 2 would be to request as many hard copies of fishing tackle catalogues as possible, then spread them around your house.  After your family freaks out on your seemingly increased addiction, you could "cut back" to your current level "for them". 

...why cant I go and fish and think of God, rather than sit in Church and think of fishing?

So true! I wish there were a good answer for this.

This made me laugh pretty good, thanks for sharing.