What do you tell your wife/husband?

Only in your neck of the woods, Mojo. TINKs was the original and still used widely outsideBillyBob country.

 Never had the need to over compensate for anything by buying a garage queen that didn't earn its keep  .

Don't see the point in jacked up jackwad 4WD diesel duallies that don't work off the highway like they were designed to. Usually those seem to be driven by mental midgets who has no regard for the rest of their fellow humans. 

With our modest income we couldn't afford either one anyway. My truck is 18, her car is 10, and our dogs are old too.  That's why we have discussions on costs.