Do natural boobs float?

I just spent the last 15-20 minutes staring at my screen, soaking in how this failed water balloon meets the "girls".
It'll be at least another half hour before I should call it good and move on. 
Thanks, Rawky   

After further intense study i've realized two incredible things about this video:

1) you can watch it about 1000 times and not tire of it.

2) it's amazing how her "Amply Apportioned Addendums" form a vortex and sucks almost every drop of water down her cleavage.

Yes, we have observed this phenomenon and are attempting to explain it.  It seems there develops a large pressure difference when such a force as the water forces the two bodies apart, thus creating a vacuum.  This vacuum tends to create a very intense inward force that has been known to swallow things such as lines of sight, focus of attention, and even time itself.  Indeed, it is fascinating!!

Dag, Jeff, Steven Hawking's Black Hole Theory and Mr. Spock in the same paragraph??  

Wait...what?  Jack's moobs led to an Alder Creek throwdown and exodus of Nookie?  This saddens me.  Those two just need to talk it out over a beer.

Wait...what?  Jack's moobs led to an Alder Creek throwdown and exodus of Nookie?  This saddens me.  Those two just need to talk it out over a beer.

LOL ... Who would have though that one mans sagging man breasts could cause such turmoil?!?!

You know you've got juice when your 74 years old, got a gut and moobs, and legions of hot women still throw themselves at your feet.

Wait...what?  Jack's moobs led to an Alder Creek throwdown and exodus of Nookie?  This saddens me.  Those two just need to talk it out over a beer.

See what happens when someone leaves the door to the Chum Bucket unlocked?