W.A.N.K. and other groups

I would like to join this group... is there also a group against those enormous tubes that PBs throw careless around lakes?  What could this group be called?  What other groups "exist" or should exist? 

Hi rev, and thanks for your interest in joining W.A.N.K.  I like to believe that we are all inclusive when it comes to judging towed watercraft.  Your disdain of tubes is most welcome here.  I cannot help but wonder about the etiology of said hatred, though.  Me thinks you have a story...

PM me for details regarding the submission of membership dues and fees.  Basic membership includes an autographed 8x10 glossy pic of our founder, and costs but two bottles of Walla Walla Cabernet.  Elite membership gets you something nice from the Chum Bucket junk drawer, and can be yours for 6 bottles of Dundee Hills single vineyard pinot.

Again, thanks for your interest.  Wank on, brother.  Wank on.