kayak fishing joke

An experienced kayak fisherman living on the Oregon coast decided to ignore the potential for foul weather and high seas and go out for an afternoon of fishing. Expecting his return long before dark, his wife began to feel anxious when evening came and he had not come home. At last she called the local police dept. and reported him missing. The officer on the phone assured her that they would do everything the could do to find him. The next day, the sheriff appeared on the couple's doorstep. When the wife greeted him, he told her that he had some bad news, some good news, and some even better news.
Wanting to hear what the bad news could be first and thus get it over with, she asked the sheriff what it was.
"I am terribly sorry, but your worst fears have been realized. We found your husbands body. He was drowned at sea."
Devastated, the wife then asked what the good news could possibly be.
"When we pulled your husband out of the ocean, he had 27 dungeness crab on him."
Bewildered at this response, she asked what "even better" news the sheriff  could possibly offer.
"Well ma'am, we dropped your husband back down to the bottom and we are going to bring him up again tomorrow!"

Lol. Nice!

LOL

How many of the 27 were keepers? Ha Ha.

Thanks for sharing, that was a good one.

Hahaaaa... wicked.


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Thanks for that...needed a chuckle this morning!