How to score negative 500 wife points....

Now with regard to the domestic détente we call marriage... oh it is no doubt your fault.   Hopefully, you're man card will be returned before the ORC.
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Booya! The ephemeral emasculation from my misguided Pinterest Post has passed and my ManCard is intact...you on the other hand are languishing in lingering limbo. 3-2-1 ad infinitum.

Thought this might help you brutha, think of it as four months to freedom..
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I had to laugh when I read this because I had pretty much the exact same experience last year...phone call, tears, everything.  She even got a "fix-it" ticket...I was in deep.

I'm betting the car will do the trick though