Record breaking rains, street closures, oh my!

All this rain makes me want to chase salmon up river. Streets are flooded and closed everywhere and I want to take my revo out and paddle around town.
Then I found this video...I'm not sure I would pedal around walmart's parking lot with bare feet. Soiled baby diapers, dead seagulls, rotten McDonalds food and used meth needles seem more hazardous when floating.

I think up most rivers you will find chocolate milk...

I know, I'd wait for the chocolate milk to pass through first...I just want to go fishing! My season is quickly coming to an end. I'm about to be a small business owner and my fishing days are going to become few and far between.
I guess I can live vicariously through all the videos you guys are posting.