How NOT to beach launch

Fook me runnin!     Wonderin if'n 'e wa' droonk..??

Prima facie on what NOT to do when launching.

Yeah, never get between your boat and the shore 

Spot sez: DON'T GET CAUGHT BETWEEN YOUR KAYAK AND SHORE!

Late the party (as usual), but there's lots to learn. After I stopped laughing* I noticed BOTH of them seemed a bit green to surf launches.

The first guy who did get out, launched on the beach side of his boat. He even pushed his boat out bow-to from the stern.
 If there was some formal training, I'm sure the first lesson would be "stay on the wave side" or "avoid getting between the boat and the beach."








*Laughing was allowed because he walked away. (that other landing wasn't funny)