Portland Fishing Groupon from Great Northwest Rivers Guide Service

There is a Portland Groupon available for the next day.

From the Groupon:

$99 for an Eight-Hour Fishing Trip Including Lunch from Great NW Rivers Guide Service ($200 Value)

Lifelong fish charmer Paul Ambrose leads land-dwellers in exciting excursions on the Columbia River and its surrounding tributaries to capture salmon, steelhead, sturgeon, and other delicious water denizens, depending on the season. His 23-foot Koffler jet-sled boat has a wide floor to accommodate groups and is custom designed to attract piscean creatures with a giant picture of a pretty she-sturgeon painted on the bottom. Great NW provides aspiring anglers with prime fishing equipment, including Lamiglas rods, Shimano reels, and Power Pro fishing lines, as well as a midday lunch of chips, sandwiches, and drinks. Ambrose and his team are so confident in their trawling talents that guests who don't catch anything can go on their next fishing venture for 75% off, or receive the equivalent value in eel kisses.