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Spot

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Does Kokotat have a "Dr. Denton's" option?

http://www.google.com/patents?id=wjVMAAAAEBAJ&zoom=4&pg=PA2#v=onepage&q&f=true


Trust me Hoppa, that was one of the ideas we tossed around. 
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Ed Call

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If you only had a hobie you could have pulled your drive and straddled the drive well.  It is a toilet and beday all in one.

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An interesting point to ponder.  I'm wondering though, if you really need to go, and try to make it to the beach, is it better to be paddling like a madman or peddling like crazy?  I think peddling just might allow nature to take its course.
Kayak fishing?  I have no clue, but I'm doing it.


Flyin Portagee

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If you only had a hobie you could have pulled your drive and straddled the drive well.  It is a toilet and beday all in one.

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HMMMMMM, what if it's a floater?


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I remember reading something on our sister site a few years ago, and one of the guys posting, said something like" if you ever see me hanging off the side while we're out and offshore, i'm ok i'm just taking a dump." so i guess it's not all that uncommon.


Spot

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I remember reading something on our sister site a few years ago, and one of the guys posting, said something like" if you ever see me hanging off the side while we're out and offshore, i'm ok i'm just taking a dump." so i guess it's not all that uncommon.

I don't think I could pull that off thru a relief zipper and I'm not sure I want to take off my immersion wear anywhere north of 45 deg lat.

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bsteves

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If you only had a hobie you could have pulled your drive and straddled the drive well.  It is a toilet and beday all in one.

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I don't remember ever seeing that "feature" in the Hobie information pamphlet.
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[WR]

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As i recall and failed to mention, he had said he was wearing a two peice wet suit.

Guess he hops over the side pulls em down to his knees etc.

But omg thats stilll T.M.I.


alpalmer

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and it's not so easy to "unclench" in the water, particular if its cold. >:D
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and no obstacle should be placed in their path;
let them take risk, for God sake, let them get lost, sun burnt, stranded, drowned,
eaten by bears, buried alive under avalanches -
that is the right and privilege of any free American."
--Edward Abbey--


Lee

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You should get an ama kit Mark.
 


kallitype

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That's assuming you don't pass "floaters"....brings to mind the time my 2 year old was in the tub and let loose a real torpedo!!  I called the wife  in to see it, she was NOt amused.
Exwife now, and the 2 year old is now 42....
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IslandHoppa

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Don a diaper dude! Safety before pride.
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