Kayakfishaholics Anonymous

Hi, my name is Fil and I am a kayakfishaholic.  If you say yes to three or more of these questions, you may be a kayakfishaholic too.
-Do you have difficulty sleeping because of kayak fishing?
-Is kayak fishing jeopardizing your job or business?
-Is kayak fishing making your home life unhappy?
-Is kayak fishing affecting your reputation?
-Have you ever felt remorse after kayak fishing?
-Have you had financial difficulties as a result of kayak fishing?
-Do you find yourself thinking about kayak fishing at all times of the day?
-Do you kayak fish to escape your worries or troubles?
-Do you kayak fish alone?
-Have you ever been hospitalized or institutionalized as a result of kayak fishing?
If you find that you are indeed a kayakfishaholic you are not alone, unofficial studies have shown that kayak fishing is an extremely addictive activity.  There is no known cure for kayakfishaholicism , the only effective  relief from withdrawal symptoms(headache, anxiety, nausea, dry mouth and insatiable cravings for more kayak fishing) is to go kayak fishing. 

I seem to be a recovering kayakfishaholic.   I think I liked it better when I had a serious problem.

I may have a problem, for in the wintertime, when kayak fishing isn't safely available to me, i have been know to resort to Wii fishing games

Edit: while sitting in my kayak in the living room