check this beast out.

My boss took a couple pics of a weird looking floating thing. It has two  pedal driven propellers on it that are hard to see in the pictures. I walked out there to take a gander and the owner was returning to his car. He said it handles 5ft swells with no problem. He also said with two people he can get up to 9mph with that thing.
This is not my dream machine. 

Where and what is it?

Looks like it comes complete with chum bucket.  Nice.

Where and what is it?

This was in North Bend across the street from my work just off the 101.
I'm assuming it's called the 'Sea Cycle'. There's a phone number on the boat. 1-800-SEACYCLE

I bet Langston could get it airborne.

Those seats were stolen from a 70s-era mcdonalds

They kinda look like yellow toilet seats. Maybe they are... That beats the hell out of a relief zipper.

Is that a gear shifter between the two front seats?!?!?

-Spot-

It looks like a turd covered in burnt hair.

The guy seemed real proud of that thing. He claims it's the fastest pedal driven boat on the market.
I asked if he fishes from it and he said 'mostly in Empire Lakes'...
It's a small little lake here in the heart of the ghetto/meth using community.
I know, I know...don't diss another man's boat. But come on! It looks like a floating section of stadium seats!

Is that a gear shifter between the two front seats?!?!?

-Spot-

Sorry for the crappy pics. My boss isn't the best photographer. He had two Scotty rod holders on that thing. I think that is what you are looking at.
*Edit* I'm an idiot. I zoomed in and I see what you're talking about now. I didn't get a good look at the thing. The guy left in a hurry.

Apparently this site will tell you all you want to know.  http://www.sea-cycle.com/

I like the concept.

http://www.sea-cycle.com/sea-cycle

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Seacycle, as seen on TV! 

That handle appears to be the rudder control...I'd rather have the Tandem Island!