You got a hook stuck in you.. now what?

I got a Hook in Me?? I m Going  to be Cussing up a freaking storm and trying to get my knife to first cut the line to my pole. Then as I continue to cuss, then I try to cut the hook with my cutters/multi tool OR wear my new piercing Proudly.. 

From past experience I have dealt with it as follows:

On the outside look cool, calm and collect so your fishing buddies think you have a pain threshold that is beyond belief

On the inside, scream like a terrified school girl and internally call out for your Mommy

 

From past experience I have dealt with it as follows:

On the outside look cool, calm and collect so your fishing buddies think you have a pain threshold that is beyond belief

On the inside, scream like a terrified school girl and internally call out for your Mommy

 

Crap I did that backwards last time I got my finger.

You can always try this technique to remove a hook, just hope you don't have a tendon left hanging on the barb: