Kayak names

I found an eagle flight feather floating on the Sound on my maiden voyage with my Revo, so----"Aquila"

No kayak yet to name, but me and my boys named my Cataraft "War Kitten"

Ling A Ling
Snagga
Bubba
Tub Toy
Plastic Battleship
PETA  Hooker
Sore Butt
Arm A Get'n (for the paddled kayak)
Shake A Leg (for the Hobies)
Bottom Banger
Shark Bait
Bad Buoy

"Cougar Magnet."

True

hey Howard, how about Conans ships n
ame: Wasterel..?

 Ive owned 17 kayaks and 4 of them were given names.

1. I had a Dagger "response" that I often struggled to exit. We called it  "THE COFFIN".
2. We used to tandem surf on a OK "malibu 2" that I had a tendency to pearl, so it got tagged "MOTHER"
3. A red Malibu "4.4" was "THE RED ROCKET" for obvious reasons.
4. And the current speedster in my quiver is the Spirit "PRS" surf ski. I just call it "FASTER".

If you want a few name suggestions for a fleet Id recommend
THE ARK
THE LOUNGE
ORGASMIC
NO WAKE
LUGE TRAINER
and
BAIT BUCKET

You guys rock! I was laughing and writing many down reading through your replies. The only one definitely out is The Coffin. No way a tourist would board that craft!

I subbed for the Maritime class at high school last week, and had the local kids come up with some too. Not so much kayak related (except the first two), but still cool names.

The Incredible Hull
Knot Big Enough
O-Sea-D
Knotty Moment
Berth Control
Eat, Drink, and Re-marry
Mistress
Boaty Call
C:/ Sea Drive


I'll try to post the final results once they're printed. Need twelve for sure, all for sit-insides.

The Incredible Hull
Knot Big Enough
O-Sea-D
Knotty Moment
Berth Control
Eat, Drink, and Re-marry
Mistress
Boaty Call
C:/ Sea Drive

Dang, those are some good ones! 

Those are all outstanding!

I kind of always figured our screen names would be a good names for our yaks.

-HMS Polepole

Ditto. Island Hoppa


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Since I am an IT guy, the C:\ name cracked me up!!!!  Floating Decimal would also fit the geek meme.

Cougar Magnet made me giggle

I might have to actually steal and use O-Sea-D though   That fits....

I kind of always figured our screen names would be a good names for our yaks.

-HMS Polepole

shouldn'tit be FV polepole

I kind of always figured our screen names would be a good names for our yaks.

-HMS Polepole

It should be F/V polepole...

This is the site Lee and I used.

http://www.customonlinesigns.com/

Thanks for the link,do you have any photos of the finished product? I think I want to order from them.
Thanks again

Ling A Ling
Snagga
Bubba
Tub Toy
Plastic Battleship
PETA  Hooker
Sore Butt
Arm A Get'n (for the paddled kayak)
Shake A Leg (for the Hobies)
Bottom Banger
Shark Bait
Bad Buoy

  Haha, Bad Buoy is the name of my yak