Who else dreams fishing?

LOL the wife said i was fighting a fish last night anyone else does this?

If I was dreaming of fishing, knowing my track record, I'd probably wind up vomitting. 

In all seriousness, I almost never remember having any dreams.  Presumably I have them.  I just never rememeber them.

I can't catch fish while awake, so I'm not going to lose sleep missing a good bite too.

My most recent dream was that I woke up and went outside and found the family jumping up and grabbing clusters of corn candy from low hanging branches of a tree that we don't even have in our yard.   

The worst part about it, was that I thought it would be better to go get a long handled rake and go at the tree with it to easily score more clusters of corn candy.  For some odd reason, the wife was pissed that I tried that.   

Screw this dream, she can have it.  I'm waking up! 

Found her in the kitchen making me pancakes and bacon, for real.   

Stoopid dream, there's nothing wrong with her. She's a good wife.

I swear I'm going "Crackers"!!!! 

Long ago my wife learned how serious my new addiction to kayak fishing was, during an afternoon nap. As usual, we were holding hands, she twitched, ... and I set the hook! She still brings it up!
Carl

Long ago my wife learned how serious my new addiction to kayak fishing was, during an afternoon nap. As usual, we were holding hands, she twitched, ... and I set the hook! After all these years, she still brings it up!
Carl

Bahahahahaa! I love that.


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You mean there are other dreams too?!?!

I couldn't remember who I stole it from, so I did a quick search for the author of the quote in my signature and the first 10 hits were me. So I guess I said it.
Actually, I think I got it from a John Gierach story and that came from Theocritus to whom it is credited but doubtfully wrote it and clearly demonstrates that fishing is synonymous with lying. 

I can't catch fish while awake, so I'm not going to lose sleep missing a good bite too.

My most recent dream was that I woke up and went outside and found the family jumping up and grabbing clusters of corn candy from low hanging branches of a tree that we don't even have in our yard.   

The worst part about it, was that I thought it would be better to go get a long handled rake and go at the tree with it to easily score more clusters of corn candy.  For some odd reason, the wife was pissed that I tried that.   

Screw this dream, she can have it.  I'm waking up! 

Found her in the kitchen making me pancakes and bacon, for real.   

Stoopid dream, there's nothing wrong with her. She's a good wife.

I swear I'm going "Crackers"!!!! 

You must have been following the unicorns to candy mountain

Unicorns?! Don't tell me you're a Brony!

I can't catch fish while awake, so I'm not going to lose sleep missing a good bite too.

My most recent dream was that I woke up and went outside and found the family jumping up and grabbing clusters of corn candy from low hanging branches of a tree that we don't even have in our yard.   

The worst part about it, was that I thought it would be better to go get a long handled rake and go at the tree with it to easily score more clusters of corn candy.  For some odd reason, the wife was pissed that I tried that.   

Screw this dream, she can have it.  I'm waking up! 

Found her in the kitchen making me pancakes and bacon, for real.   

Stoopid dream, there's nothing wrong with her. She's a good wife.

I swear I'm going "Crackers"!!!! 

You must have been following the unicorns to candy mountain

You're more experienced with Unicorns, and probably dream your way to Candy Mountain pretty often.  I'm going to have to trust you on this one.  No more candy for me before going to sleep.   

So funny. Just this morning I was in and out of sleep when I jerked so hard that it woke my wife up in a hysteria wondering what was going on.  . Yeah I was still out at depot fishing and got a bite.  When I jerked. I woke myself up realizing that I was home in bed.  Bummer. 

I used to have surfing dreams.  Now they're mostly about fishing.

Long ago my wife learned how serious my new addiction to kayak fishing was, during an afternoon nap. As usual, we were holding hands, she twitched, ... and I set the hook! She still brings it up!
Carl

+1

Love it

Last night I was dreaming about Kayaking in some remote area by myself when I put a hole in the Yak.  I couldn't find where the water was getting in so I was stranded

Last night I was dreaming about Kayaking in some remote area by myself when I put a hole in the Yak.  I couldn't find where the water was getting in so I was stranded

I can interpret that one for you!



Get one of these. I don't leave home without one lately.

After watching 3 episodes of River Monsters last night, I dreamed I was surf fishing!