Air Dancers Scare Away Sealions!

Gotta say, I got way too much enjoyment out of watching this...

https://gfycat.com/AcclaimedInstructiveHarrier

Here's the story:
http://www.dailyastorian.com/Local_News/20160317/port-employs-air-dancers-to-drive-away-sea-lion-squatters

That is awesome. Too bad those things are smart and will figure out it doesn't actually pose a threat.

You know what else keeps sealions off of docks .... 308

You know what else keeps sealions off of docks .... 308

40 cal., 44 magnum, 357 cowboy action, for multiple chances 7.62x39 mm 30 round clips. 

A much more permanent solution.

You know what else keeps sealions off of docks .... 308

I bet some of Johns ribs would give them some butt hurt and start to fear humans.

An electric fence charger would work. Im just positive that would work well around water and wet pinnipeds.

We need to instill the relocation program where as there  tranquillized and moved to a better suited location for survival like the Rocky Mountains the bears and wolf population will benefit as well...I never said "there" survival .. It's a win win