New Cobra Model

I see Cobra has an official - yet plastic - surfski in their ranks.  Any of you Team Cobra dudes wanna cut your Jade a deal?  Anybody seen one of these yet?  My man nipples are erect with excitement.

http://www.cobrakayaks.com/surf_ski.html

A) I'm too heavy 

B) that really looks like you could pitch pole so very quickly. 

C) i've heard that you can fix those nipple problems by getting them pierced. 

that looks pretty cool, but I'd want to see how it's made. 17'6 is allot of plastic and it would suck if that hull warped.

I see an expedition fairly regularly in the parking lot where I work. Its 18' and looks like a great yak, even if all i see of it is on a roof rack.  Seems to be holding up there fairly well.