Kayaker Funeral

This is how I wanna be buried.

Death usually isn't funny, but that sure is. 

RIP = Rest In Paddlewear

I just thought I should lighten the mood after the SOT anglers vs. Sea kayakers fiasco.

I was going to say, "see dude should have been in a SOT".

I agree, had he been on an SOT with a sea kayakers mindset he would have prob survived.

I am a kayaker by preference, but I think a canoe would be more comfortable for all eternity. 

Personally I wanna be pushed out into the ocean with all my gear and then set on fire like the vikings used to do!!

Personally I wanna be pushed out into the ocean with all my gear and then set on fire like the vikings used to do!!

Well, close, but I think I wanna be cremated and then have the ashes sprinkled over a certain fishing spot with my friends piloting or towing the 'yak and gear I bequeathed ...

After I die, I'd like to be a crash test dummy for a bit, and then when I'm all bloated and drippy, toss me in a tank of fiesty critters to clean off all my bones broadcasted live via the internet.  Then finally put back together as a display in a Swiss all girls school science class, dorn with my flaming orange fishing hat and sunglasses. 

After I die, I'd like to be a crash test dummy for a bit, and then when I'm all bloated and drippy, toss me in a tank of fiesty critters to clean off all my bones broadcasted live via the internet.  Then finally put back together as a display in a Swiss all girls school science class, dorn with my flaming orange fishing hat and sunglasses. 

This is why I love this guy. 

After I die, I'd like to be a crash test dummy for a bit, and then when I'm all bloated and drippy, toss me in a tank of fiesty critters to clean off all my bones broadcasted live via the internet.  Then finally put back together as a display in a Swiss all girls school science class, dorn with my flaming orange fishing hat and sunglasses. 

To add to that you should have your skeleton in an awkward pose like hip thrusting or doing finger guns.