SOT Eskimo Roll

So, when is a guy (or gal) no longer a newbie?  Is it when they can eskimo roll their SOT or...?

I think achieving the 400 post mark on nwka is the threshold. And earning at least one ass hat in the process.

How does one obtain the hat of a$$?

So, when is a guy (or gal) no longer a newbie?  Is it when they can eskimo roll their SOT or...?

It generally happens around the same time a "new guy" stops asking totally new guy questions... 

Wow, buddy, it's almost as if you want it. I've seen your other inquiries. OK, tell ya what, go into the Kayak Shed sub forum, and troll hard on the vessel of your disliking. Make sure to do some name calling and direct it toward fans of said vessel. Make sure to take a purist's stance, and post evidence of yourself performing righteous Tenkara casts from a hand sculpted dug out canoe coated in walrus scrotum skin. You are the real deal. Let them know that. Stick to your guns. Get angrier with every post. Cheap bourbon will help. Don't think - just stroke the fact that your floating pinniped sack is the ONLY way to kayak angle. Let them know how truly lame they are. Hope this helps - YMMV.

I don't often really lol... I did that time...  Love the sense of humor found in the guys here.

Wow, buddy, it's almost as if you want it. I've seen your other inquiries. OK, tell ya what, go into the Kayak Shed sub forum, and troll hard on the vessel of your disliking. Make sure to do some name calling and direct it toward fans of said vessel. Make sure to take a purist's stance, and post evidence of yourself performing righteous Tenkara casts from a hand sculpted dug out canoe coated in walrus scrotum skin. You are the real deal. Let them know that. Stick to your guns. Get angrier with every post. Cheap bourbon will help. Don't think - just stroke the fact that your floating pinniped sack is the ONLY way to kayak angle. Let them know how truly lame they are. Hope this helps - YMMV.

This guy has been around the block a time or two.   

So, when is a guy (or gal) no longer a newbie?  Is it when they can eskimo roll their SOT or...?

It generally happens around the same time a "new guy" stops asking totally new guy questions... 

I think it happens when the "new guy" start answering the questions of other new guys.  It's what keeps things fresh and interesting.  The old guys get tired of answering the same old questions.  The new guys graduate beyond new guy status, taking the role of old guys answering questions.

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

-Allen

 :PPublishers of fishing magazines??

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

-Allen

Admins.....

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

... fruitless, smart-ass comments (Ah-thank-you)....    

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

... fruitless, smart-ass comments (Ah-thank-you)....   

Bwahahahh.

-Allen

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

-Allen

Obligated to say:

 "Use the search function, noob".   

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

-Allen

Florida 



(And I guess that's descend)

So, what do the old guys ascend to?

-Allen

Florida 



(And I guess that's descend)

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