Met up with this fat ho

Loaded up some homies and headed west to hook up wit some ho's and mayhaps get some nookie. We was on the beat for 30 sec when my boy JPcrowley's game almost won this girl over. Then she had the nerve to laugh in his face as she shook her tail and ran off. No time to waste, I got's to run some game on her lil friends. What can I say, she liked my flavor. Added a little flash and we was dancin yo. She tried to play hard to get, but I had her on the hook! After I calmed that ho down, I gave her some ice and let her know this wasn't over. I was still trying to get some nookie yall. Back to the beat. I was spitting all kinds of game when I got a holla back. She din't like what I was spittin, and the dude rollin next ta me got some instead. Then , this silly bitch mother nature showed up with 15K of blow. I just aint havin none of that 2' white cap, so it was time to roll. I got a good pic wit that ho, but she done splashed water all up on the lense and what not. Oh, well, you get the pic...

That is an awesome looking Ho! That baby has some back.

Nice! Must be dat dope red pimp suit u b sportin...good to c ur baby momma not be trippin on u spitting crazy game, yo. Play on playa...

Ain't no nookie like chinookie, so I've heard. 

You forgot to mention, after putting it in the cooler on your bow, your boat was in a 30 degrees nose down dive all the way back to the dock, was a tough peddle!

Deeeeeaaaam!  That's how it's done, boy!

Old enough to bleed...

I'll see myself out.

Old enough to bleed...

I'll see myself out.

Nice bro, nice

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I have to wonder about the "water" on the camera.. Looks like a little photoshop job to me.. I guess that ho didnt want the world to see what this guy was doin with his right hand.. Like putting the metal in her mouth wasnt enough..  Hahaha, nice silver bro!!

I have to wonder about the "water" on the camera.. Looks like a little photoshop job to me.. I guess that ho didnt want the world to see what this guy was doin with his right hand.. Like putting the metal in her mouth wasnt enough..  Hahaha, nice silver bro!!

Oooooh! I forgot about that new technique to keep your hands out of the photo we were discussing in Westport.

Old enough to bleed...

I'll see myself out.

Who let the Jadester out of the Chum Bucket?

-Allen

Nice! Must be dat dope red pimp suit u b sportin...good to c ur baby momma not be trippin on u spitting crazy game, yo. Play on playa...

Pleeez...Baby momma know I'm a do what I do...

You forgot to mention, after putting it in the cooler on your bow, your boat was in a 30 degrees nose down dive all the way back to the dock, was a tough peddle!

No kidding. I had roughly an extra 40lbs on the bow between the weight of the battery, 1.5 bags of ice in the catch cooler, and few lbs of fish. Would have been a non issue in flat water, but push it through a 15 knot wind straight into 2' wind waves @ 1 sec intervals... Made for a fairly exciting pedal back in. I should start throwing the catch cooler in the tank well instead of strapping it to the bow.

Oooooh! I forgot about that new technique to keep your hands out of the photo we were discussing in Westport.

Yeah thanks for demonstrating that technique for us on the cleaning table Craig! my narcissistic hero shots will never be the same!